I’ve got this urge
… to write one of those awful OFC fics where some Mary-Sue transfers to Hogwarts from America and is somehow unknowingly related to Voldemort and everyone is in love with her.
You know you’ve read them. (Quizilla, anyone)
You may have even written some when you were 13.
Some of them are still on Fanfiction.net. (There’s this one where the main character’s name is Livvet Elddir or something and it’s later revealed that her real name is Violet Riddle because… VOLDEMORT IS HER FATHER! GASP! I can’t remember what it’s called, but you should find it and read it.)
I’ve decided that this is probably going to be more fun that doing homework.
And it’s going to be called something like “A Black Phoenix” because can those fics have any other names?